Monday, November 27, 2006

Why J.K. Rowling doesn't really know what boarding school is like...

At Hogwarts...

1. The food is always good
2. No one ever gets homesick
3. There are close to 1000 students, and yet all we only ever see about ten teachers
4. No one every moves out because of a bad roomie situation
5. No one complains about the uniform
6. Only Hermione ever worries about grades
7. Who cleans the bathrooms?
8. The students never do laundry
9. The dorms never get nasty
10. Parents never come visit

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

True, so true!

Anonymous said...

True, so true!

Anonymous said...

What the heck are you doin reading J K Rowling? There's Russian novels just as thick waiting on that bookshelf! New translations of Proust are out, and, OH, I just saw a brand new translation volume of Victor Hugos poetry in the bookstore. Immediately thought of you.

Anonymous said...

That's why I don't like thoose type of books.